Joke for today 

Joke 1

A Villager to Another: you know Netaji and his family has been coming here for years now for Vote.

Villager 2 replies: So…

Villager 1: and he has been winning all the time.

Villager 2: So…

Villager 1: And you know, nothing has changed since decades.

Villager 2: How?

Villager 1: His father used to seek vote from same Hut the son is seeking, nothing has changed.

Villager 2: stupid, things have changed. Slumdogs can get you millioner, where as other do not.


Joke 2

A Educated Neta to Another:  Let us do something, for the country, I mean for the Vote bank.

Uneducated Neta: What?

Educated Neta: Let us computerise Courts and educate Police, raise the eligiblity criteria for forces to graduation.

Uneducated Neta: Stupid,  Pagal Hai Kya, bournvita nahi piye ho kya..

Educated Neta: Kya!!!!

Uneducated Neta: Ase karogo to tumehare pass Kon aayga, sab apne aap hi na ho jayga.

Educated Neta:  Ok, then let us provide bullet proof Jackets and modern Arms, and some more rights to forces.

Uneducated Neta:  Logo ki Naukri khaoge kya, Marenge nahi to naye log lagenge kaha. Aur Arms hamari Security ke pass to hai na, latest….. Bas. ……………..Pata Lage, humare hi aadmi mar diya sasoora, naye bandook sabka mila to. Duffer Kahi ka, kaha se padha ho tum?


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